Dress shopping... but i'm a dude...?

So I was looking through my friend's pictures one day and her and her friends had gone dress shopping and tried on all these different dresses both hideous and beautiful just to have fun... and I thought it would be a lot of fun cause guys don't get that sort of thing... we can't go suit shopping for the hell of it... I would love to do something like this but being a guy it's kinda hard to go prom dress shopping...I asked some of my friends if they'd go with me and they're all for it... But in order to get away with that they say I'd have to go out dressed in the first place... I'm kind of a bigger guy... 6'2-3 kinda rounded...shoes are a difficult thing because I have size 15 in men's and that's a 17 in women's... try finding those at payless... what could i wear or do to pull this off and does anyone know of any lower key stores that would be nearly empty so I could try on the dresses too like my friends did...

Dress shopping... but i'm a dude...?
Yeah so what if your a guy. There are guy's that like to dress but are still hetrosexual. These guy's are called cross dresser's. It's a fetish thing for them.





Now I am transgendered and I do want to have everything done to myself in order to become a genetic female.





So with this said go to TGNow.com. This is a very extensive web site for the gender different. There you will find several web sites that carry shoes in very large sizes for men.





As far as shopping goes call around on your cell phone and talk to the stores manager and ask if there game to what you want to do. If your female friends plan on being with you when you go. Tell the manager this.


If your legs a very hairy wear two pairs of black nylons. This will hide your hairy legs. And if you want the full affect tuck your man hood between your legs ( when it is limp). Put a thick maxi pad in your panties this will help cradel the family jewels and keep them from moving. If they get pinched you want to talk about severe pain. Trust me it does hurt. And for your bra put rice in a nylon and twist and tie the end. Have the girls help you find a proper cup size for your body size. I'm big like you too. I went with a D cup because of my size.


If your hair is short then if you can find a wig somewhere that will be the best option.


Paint your finger nails with some nail polish and once it is dry. Glue some fake nails on with crazy glue. When your ready to take them off. Just apply slight pressure to the back side of the fakes and they will fly off. Leaving your natural nail clean of polish and unharmed.


Remember to shave your face as clean as possible of any hairs that is if you have a beard. Shave with as hot as you can stand it water to help soften your facael skin and this also helps to acheive a very close shave.


Make sure that you use female deodorant and even bath with a female scented body wash.





You can do all of this and have the respect of women. Or you can say screw it and then be prepared to be attacked by women you don't know. I'd also suggest that if it is your female friends that you have asked to take you shopping for dresses. That you do everything that they tell you to do. To be as passable as possible. Do not make light of doing this. It's all or nothing. Women will see right through you if you think it's a big joke.If this is a big joke to you you won't be laughing for long. But if you are very serious then this will be a very excitting expierence for you. And you will have so much fun.





Good luck to you hon. Josie.
Reply:Ok well I dont know where you can shop, but I just wanted to say that I think its great that you want to do this and that you have such accepting friends. Good Luck to you. I hope you get to go dress shopping.
Reply:It really is alot of fun, maybe u can search online for stores that are for big dudes like u... wish u d best!





edit: well u dont have to pretend that ur a transvstite, and walk in the store with dress on, u just go there, let them figure it out and as long as ur doing nothing wrong, they'de realize that ur just out there to have some fun..
Reply:I have to agree, that does sound like a lot of fun.





=) check Lane Bryant, or Hot Topic.
Reply:go to Big and tall. By the way I like tall guys. And dude sounds to me like your kinda you know, homo. well not literally. but its fun to do that. except if i was that tall, i wouldnt want to try a dress on. But it sounds fun and dont care what other people tell you. most of the time people ridicule people because they are jealous.
Reply:With you being a larger guy, maybe one of your smaller friends should do the dressing up. Anyhow, Lane Bryant is a store for big girls. I don't know what they carry. But, there are tons of stores that cater to the full-figured gal. Just go to a mall and shop. Who cares what other people think? But remember, the bigger the clothes the higher the price tag.

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